Give unexpected visitors a warning—and a laugh—before they ever knock. This laser-engraved wooden sign puts a humorous twist on the classic “No Soliciting” message with its unforgettable final line: “I WILL FIND YOU!”
Each sign is crafted from natural wood and carefully laser engraved for crisp, permanent detail. Wood grain and coloring naturally vary, making every sign slightly different. It’s a great addition to a front porch, entryway, office, workshop, man cave, or business entrance—and makes a fun housewarming gift.
Sign Wording
No Soliciting
I don’t know who you are.
I don’t know what you want.
If you are knocking on my door,
I can tell you I don’t have any money.
What I do have are a very particular set of skills.
Skills I have acquired over a very long career.
If I want something from you,
I WILL FIND YOU!
Product Features
- Permanently laser engraved—no vinyl lettering
- Made from natural wood
- Rounded decorative border
- Four engraved corner fastener details
- Designed for indoor or covered outdoor display
- Wood grain and color will vary naturally
- Handcrafted by State 48 Co-Op in Arizona
Important Note
This is a novelty sign intended for humor and decorative use. Because natural wood varies, each finished piece will have its own grain patterns, knots, and color variations.
Material, color, and base layout stay as listed on this product.
Use the engraving fields for text, reference files, or special-order engraving notes.
Product Details
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Personalization
Personalization requests are reviewed before production. The base product material, color, and design stay as shown unless a special order is approved.
Shipping and lead time
Lead time depends on inventory, engraving requests, proof approval, and current production volume.
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Customization review
Personalization and special-order engraving requests are reviewed before production. Material, color, and base design remain as listed unless a custom order is approved.